THE NOURIEL ROUBINI HALLOWEEN FACEMASK (a free gift from IKN)

Have yourself a real 12-point meltdown of a halloween with this year's Incakola special free gift giveaway........

THE NOURIEL ROUBINI HALLOWEEN FACEMASK

• GUARANTEED TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR MACMANSION NEIGHBORS

• MORTAL ECONOMISTS WILL CRINGE WITH FEAR AS THEY REMEMBER THEIR WORDS AT DAVOS 2007

• SURE TO BE IN HIGH DEMAND AT MASOCHISTIC BANKING PARTIES

• IT NEVER SMILES

• IT'S NEVER WRONG

• IT STILL WON'T SMILE

Instructions: Click to enlarge your mask, print out and cut out with scissors. Then do what Larry Krudblow has wanted to do for a long time and poke his eyes out with a stick. You're now ready to be the spookiest academic on the block.